ASU’s Delta Gamma Wamma Whatever Has A Recruitment Video That Features Hot Girls Licking Ice Cream Cones
How SILLY are these Delta Gamma girls? Answer: SO SILLY. SO FUCKING SILLY.
Squirting each other with water guns: SILLY. Making silly faces on camera: I just told you it was SILLY. Licking an ice cream cone: HOT. So hot. Hey girls, the thing about my ice cream cone is that it’s located on my–MATT you’re veering off the silly course!! Sparklers: SILLY. Making that Delta Gamma hand signal that looks like your carrying a tray of food: SIL-actually that’s kind of lame no offense girls. But SILLY lame so its cool.
The ice cream cone, though.
You had me at the ice cream cone.