Bro Emails Prof While Super Drunk And He’s Lucky The Guy Had A Sense Of Humor

by 4 years ago
Drunk Texting


Friends shouldn’t let friends drive drunk or text when shit faced. Millions of lives would be saved from drunk driving and stupid drunk texting and emailing. Someone should have taken this bro’s phone away after his fifth Sex On The Beach.

Check out this drunken email Patrick sent to his professor where he says he feels bad the guy is bald, offers to hook him up with a girl and begs for an extension on his paper since he’ll be sick after being so fucking drunk.



SMH. Dumb ass. Luckily, Mr. Martin is a bald but cool bastard. Here was his reply to the email and requests.



Could be fake, but whatever, what on the Internet isn’t these days?

[via Reddit]