I Need A Cold Shower After Watching Alpha Xi Delta At East Carolina University’s Recruitment Video
Actually that was a complete lie because I’m a goblin who lives under a highway underpass and doesn’t shower; but yeah these girls are pretty. Whoo. Yet another sorority recruitment video full of glitter, happy songs and sunshine-filled days. Can we get some variety though? I’m not talking about all the shit that when down with Alabama’s Alpha Phi recruitment video, I mean as in I’d rather have a sorority recruitment HORROR video. Throw some Freddie Kruger up in this bitch and have him slashin’ round left and right as screaming girls run for their lives…while wearing letters. The sorority that makes a video like THAT is a sorority I would join in a heartbeat.