Philadelphia Mother Takes Out Incredible Craigslist Ad to Get Her Son Laid Before He Goes to College

And why the hell not? Kid doesn't seem to be capable enough to do it on his own and if he goes to college and keeps doing what he's doing (see: not getting laid and being awkward as fuck), all that is going to get him is nowhere and by the time he is 30 he'll have a few too many paid porn subscriptions and a familiar rapport with half a dozen phone sex operators. I applaud this woman.

[H/T Gawker via Craigslist]