Miami of Ohio Fraternity Suing School for a Casual $10 Million
Phi Kappa Tau was one of two fraternities suspended after an incident earlier this month involving a fireworks battle between frat houses that police say led to the discovery of illegal drugs.
The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that Phi Kappa Tau claims in the lawsuit that the university acted recklessly and maliciously when they imposed the punishment. The federal action also claims the suspension interferes with the fraternity’s business operations and violates members’ constitutional rights.
A federal judge on Tuesday refused to intervene immediately, rejecting the fraternity’s request for a temporary restraining order that would lift the suspension.
I imagine the interaction went something like this:
Phi Kappa Tau: Let's f*ck shit up with fireworks
Police: You have fireworks. And weed.
Phi Kappa Tau: I'm going to call you “f*ck tha” from now on.
Phi Kappa Tau: Also, give us $10 Million Dollars
Phi Kappa Tau: Seriously though
Phi Kappa Tau: Bro….you there?
Phi Kappa Tau: The bathroom doorknob finally fell off and I'm locked out.
In other news, fraternities build leadership/skills for the real world.