“Pad kid poured curd pulled cod” may, in fact, blow Sally out of the water, but I think we need to take into account that compared to their new discovery, the Sally tongue twister at least makes sense to most people when you say it. I'd also be remiss if I didn't mention Sally's making money selling those sea shells, which teaches America's children about hard work.
Ok, that last point is rife with bullshit, but this kid pouring curd pulled cod is fucking stupid.
Unlike Boston Mag, I'm not going to write paragraph after paragraph about a tongue twister. Because that shit was really TL;DR. I stopped after I saw, read, said and determined that “pad kid poured curd pulled cod” was a terrible tongue twister.
So what is better — Sally or the Curd Puller?