Oregon State Porn Star AKA Kendra Sunderland Is Now Throwing Up Scantily Clad Selfies On Instagram For ‘Business’
You remember back in January when we told you about the student at Oregon State University who filmed some casual amateur porn in the campus library? And you also remember how she’s since been cited for public indecency, right? Of course you do. You read this site every day, it’s not like there’s anything else important going on in your life!
Well I’m happy to bring you the news that the Oregon State Pornstar AKA Kendra Sunderland is now posting scantily clad selfies on her Instagram page, along with the statement “Yes I am that girl…. Thank you to my supporters. Business inquiries can be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. Live life and be happy.”
Hey girl, more power to you if you can turn this whole thing into a career (assuming you don’t end up spending a year in jail), but the way to go about this is to get yourself out there by recording more sex acts in MORE campus libraries, not dicking around on Instagram Don’t limit yourself to just Oregon State, turn this into a road trip and fondle yourself EVERYWHERE. Granted, you’ll most DEFINITELY get thrown into jail if you do that, so maybe do it outside on campus quads rather than getting library chairs all wet with your vagina juices. Also, might wanna make your Instagram description more specific than “THAT” girl. Lots of people do stupid shit on the Internet that gets them a slight amount of notoriety, so come up with a better name for yourself, like “Oregon State Porn Star Kendra Sunderland.” See how easy that was?
Then again I’m no talent agent, so that very well could be the worst advice anyone’s ever given you.
What was the point of this? Oh yeah, lingerie selfies. I’ll shut up now, so here you go.
Oregon State Porn Star Kendra Sunderland
Btdubbs, it’s not 2003. Ditch the choker or else people will think you’re 12, and 12-year-olds can’t be in porn.