Pornhub Has Launched A $25,000 College Scholarship Because They Care About Your Mind, Not Just Your Johnson

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This morning Pornhub announced their latest initiative to improve your life: Pornhub Cares. Pornhub Cares is actually a wide-ranging philanthropic arm of the adult video website, not just a scholarship fund, but to commemorate the launch of Pornhub Cares they’ve created a $25,000 college scholarship open to all college students, and they will begin accepting applications IMMEDIATELY, and the selection process will begin on October 31st, 2015. This is all part of Pornhub’s initiative to prove to you that they care about more than just your dingdong. Sure, they make a lot of money from your dingaling’s desires, but they’re about so much more than that…


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Unlike many scholarships the $25,000 from Pornhub Cares is open to students with any major, all you have to do in order to apply for the $25,000 Pornhub Cares Scholarship is submit a 1,000 to 1,500 word essay answering this easy question: “How do you strive to make others happy?”. And while it’s not super clear if you need to do both of if this part is supplemental, it appears that you can also enter to win the $25,000 Pornhub Cares College Scholarship by submiting a video, ranging anywhere from 2 to 5 minutes in length, that goes a step beyond the essay in explaining all the good work you do in life.

Selection criteria for the recipient of the $25,000 Pornhub Cares Scholarship includes the following:

What is it that you do to make others happy
We’re looking for standout, compelling examples of students who pay it forward.

Leadership abilities
Are you on student council? Do you mentor? Or do people just naturally gravitate towards you because you’re awesome? Tell us about it.

Creativity in approach
Originality always scores bonus points.

Possible essay topics could include (feel free to use any of these):

1.) How you so diligently share all the blog posts from Cass Anderson, a BroBible blogger, and how that makes his life a lot easier because he doesn’t have to sell himself on the corner for clicks (Hint. Hint. Share this, bro).

2.) How you use condoms on a regular basis to cut down on the spreading of STD’s.

3.) How you keep the local economy pumping by spending all of your money at the liquor store, which in turn keeps those liquor store employees with steady jobs.

As I’ve read many 1,000+ word comments on my blog posts from you bros ripping me a new a$$hole for being miserable at my job and having atrocious grammar I know that you bros are all fully capable of banging out a 1,000 word essay explaining how good you are. So the clock’s ticking, you have between now and October 31st, 2015 to apply, so get working!!!!


Here’s the press release that announced to the world Pornhub’s latest philanthropic venture:

New York, NY (September 2, 2015) – Pornhub, the premiere online destination for adult entertainment, today announced the launch of “Pornhub Cares,” a philanthropic endeavor focused on furthering the charitable contributions of Pornhub as a whole. The company’s new altruistic enterprise is a brand new division created to act as an internal umbrella classifying Pornhub’s past, present, and future philanthropic initiatives. To commemorate the launch of Pornhub Cares, the site has opened up the application process for the first ever $25,000 Pornhub Scholarship. The company will be accepting applications from students around the globe before selecting a deserving recipient. Submission for the scholarship will remain open through 12:00 AM (EST) on October 31, 2015, with the winner being chosen and announced shortly thereafter.
Entries for the Pornhub Cares Scholarship are open to all fields of study. Applicants are required to submit an essay between 1,000 and 1,500 words in length, answering the following question: “How do you strive to make others happy?” Submissions must also include a video clip between two and five minutes in length, further illustrating the entrant’s response, as well as a resume, and an official academic transcript. Selection of a winner will be conducted by an esteemed panel of Pornhub judges. Each entry will be assessed based on a number of criteria including inherent traits such as leadership and creativity, alongside more tangible accomplishments such as extracurricular activities and dedication to community service efforts.
“Pornhub takes immense satisfaction in providing happiness for millions of people around the world each and every day. Consequently, we want to support the recipient of our ‘Pornhub Scholarship’ to realize their goal of doing the same,” said Corey Price, Vice President, Pornhub. “Our scholarship will provide a worthy applicant the opportunity to pursue their educational passions and relieve some of the financial burden of paying for college. This year’s recipient will possess leadership, ingenuity and creativity; all qualities we especially value here at Pornhub and ones that have allowed us continued success with our global audience.”
Open to scholars from around the world, potential applicants for the “Pornhub Scholarship” are required to have a GPA of 3.2 or higher, be currently enrolled full-time in an accredited post-secondary institution and be 18 years of age or older at the time of application. Limit one entry per day, per entrant; duplicate entries will be disqualified.

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