This San Diego State Sorority Recruitment Video May Cause An Unwanted Work Boner

by 4 years ago

“Cheryl, I said I’ll get you those TPS reports when my boner goes to sleep. How many fucking times do I have to tell you: Keep your nose out of my business when I’m trying to get my office boner on. FUCK!”

Sometimes when I watch these videos, I try to decipher how many of the girls would have sexual intercourse with me. Like right now. If I showed up to campus for a week with my 2003 football letterman jacket, hair slicked back like a fucking boss, pleaded khakis that say “I prefer the finer things in life,” and a walkman with a Linkin Park CD spinning on full blast, that would be like fishing with dynamite. Almost cheating, if we’re being candid.

Zero. The answer is zero women.


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