Diaries Of The Rich And Famous: The 50 Most Awesome, Amusing And Absurd Celebrity Instagrams Today

Heather Graham got a new job.

Every day dozens and dozens of celebrities share pictures, videos, jokes, gear and other goodies to their Instagram accounts. There is literally so much going on with so many people that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on it all. So, because we care, we do it for you so you can waste your time at work, at home or wherever you may be in a much more efficient manner. After all, if you’re going to be wasting time, you want to do it right.

Here are the best celebrity Instagram posts we saw on the internet today…

Swag for eons.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY6qeOLANtd/

Speaking of swag…

And more swag…

Celebrities get to do all the cool stuff.

This happens to me all the time.

Sylvester Stallone’s life does not suck.

Ludacris also has a very good life.

As does Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

And The Hoff.

And Victoria Justice.

The only way to travel.

This also wouldn’t be bad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY6cemSH_rp/

That…is quite the tattoo.

Britney Spears works out.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY30gy6AdIG/

So does Julianne Hough.

And Kristaps Porzingis.

And Lesley-Ann Brandt.

As does Dolph Lundgren.

Kyle Busch hung out with John Elway.

Ice T hung out with Steve Aoki.

Tom Arnold hung out with J.K. Simmons.

Steve Harvey hung out with Diddy.

Guy Fieri hung with the Punt Gawd.

Jimmy Butler hung out with Demaryius Thomas.

LeBron and D-Wade, together again.

Nathan Fillion has a very good dog.

This is what her kitchen looks like?

My new hero.

BEEF ALERT.

Maria Sharapova is an author now.

Being an actor is very grueling.

VERY grueling.

Being a famous singer is pretty rough as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY8pldQgpJx/

Eiza Gonzalez has a way better view than me.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY6bQlWAq0p/

So does Jessica Lowndes.

And Drake.

I’d like to walk a red carpet just once.

I would NOT want to have to do this.

Conor McGregor checking out a $360 million yacht.

Adrienne Bailon’s life looks hard.

So does Kurt Warner’s.

And Amber Heard’s.

And Olga Kurylenko’s.

You can take the boy out of the country…

Great. Now I’m hungry.

Today’s celebrity words of wisdom…