I wish my dad was an NBA coach and former player.
Every day dozens and dozens of celebrities share pictures, videos, jokes, gear and other goodies to their Instagram accounts. There is literally so much going on with so many people that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on it all. So, because we care, we do it for you so you can waste your time at work, at home or wherever you may be in a much more efficient manner. After all, if you’re going to be wasting time, you want to do it right.
Here are the best celebrity Instagram posts we saw on the internet today…
Bryce Harper’s life absolutely does not suck.
Just one day. I want to trade places for just one day.
Being The Doctor doesn’t suck either.
Neither does being Arianny Celeste.
Or being Elizabeth Hurley.
Being Mehcad Brooks ain’t bad either.
Neither is being King James.
When you play Catwoman you get to hang out at the NYSE.
When you’re an NBA star you get to do this.
When you’re a popular singer you get to do this.
When you’re an NFL QB you get cool stuff like this.
Being The Winter Soldier doesn’t suck.
What exactly does she do for a living?
It’s good to be on Team McGregor.
What a check for $25 million looks like.
Britney hung out with Mariah.
Leo hung out with John Kerry.
Bill Gates hung out with Trevor Noah.
Junior hung out with President Carter.
Brad Paisley hung out with Carrie Underwood.
Sam Dekker hung out in a grocery store.
Sweet kicks, Mike.
You too, LeBron.
Sloan is officially an American citizen.
Emilia Clarke is officially Khaleesi.
Season 5, anyone?
Amber Heard’s wine helmet is pretty cool.
I wish someone would look at me like that.
This is the only way we get to see her on Instagram.
She gets paid to do this.
It ain’t easy being the kid of a rich celebrity.
Know what I mean?
Being a supermodel is also very difficult.
Ah, the perks of being an NBA superstar.
Michelle Jenneke has a way better view than me.
So does Hailee Steinfeld.
As does Rebecca Black.
And Rich Eisen.
This 12-year-old has cooler shoes than me.
Paul Pierce’s kid has a way cooler bedroom than me.
Katy Perry’s concert tour has officially begun.
Julie Benz wins Throwback Thursday.
Great. Now I’m hungry.
Today’s celebrity words of wisdom…