Celebrate The 20th Anniversary Of ‘The Big Lebowski’ With These Dude-Approved Gifts That Really Tie The Room Together
20 years ago, the Cohen Brothers released The Big Lebowski, a holy gospel chronicling the life of The Dude, a stoned California-misfit takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners. The movie is celebrated as a cult classics, going down as one of the most quoted movies of the modern era despite bombing when it opened in 1998.
Because we’re calmer than you, we’d be remiss to not acknowledge the anniversary of a movie we love dearly. Go grab a copy of the flick over on Amazon and then say “Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.”Fix yourself a White Russian, light a jay, hate-listen to The Eagles, and mark it zero – It’s all water under the bridge and better than just sitting at home with pee stains on your rug.
If you’re feeling out of your element, here’s a hodgepodge of Big Lebowski-related essentials you can cop off Amazon…
The Big Lebowski Dude Adult Pajama Pants – $29.95
Perfect for doing the usual… Bowl. Drive around. Occasional acid flashback.
Pendleton Men’s Westerley Full Zip Sweater – $239
For when you’re the Dude, man.
Hey Careful Man There’s A Beverage Here! Mug – $11.99
Knox Harrington: Would you like a drink?
The Dude: [as he sits down] Uh, yeah. White Russian?
Knox Harrington: The bar’s over there.
The Dude’s Rug Socks – $13.95
For feet that really tie the room together.
The Dude Abides Four-Piece Weed Grinder – $19.95
Calmer than you are. Never be out of your element.
I’m a Lebowski, You’re a Lebowski – $9.59
The ultimate fan guide to The Big Lebowski for people who don’t roll on Shabbos.
Big Lebowski El Duderino Coast T-Shirt – $19.95
If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
The Big Lebowski Rug Journal – $12.05
For thoughts that really tie the room together.
Handmade ‘The Dude’ Double Rocks Glass – $11.75
When you’re adhering to a pretty strict, uh, booze regimen to keep your mind, you know, limber.
The Big Lebowski Time: Man Of The Year Bar Mirror – $28.99
After you start the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers…
The Dude’s 1973 Ford Gran Torino Diecast Model Car – $9.97
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON’T FUCKING ROLL! Donny: Sheesh.
The Tao of the Dude: Awesome Insights of Deep Dudes from Lao Tzu to Lebowski – $4.99
“Dudeism from Lao Tzu to Lebowski is nearly complete here: Continuing far enough westerly, The Dude will find himself once again in the East.”
Giant ‘The Big Lebowski’ Print Poster – $19.99
Too big? Can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.