A Company Is Offering Couples $3,000 To Have Sex On A Variety Of Mattresses

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Company Offering Couples 3000 To Have Sex On Different Mattresses

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If you are a fan of having sex, then have I got the dream job for you. However, if you are not a fan of having sex then, well, I’m sorry.

Sleep Standards, a website that offers research-based sleep health advice and product reviews, is offering to pay five very lucky couples $3,000 to have sex on a variety of mattresses and report back to them which beds provide the best bounce for the buck.

“We’re looking for 5 lucky couples that can take part in our experiment,” reads the “job” description. “We’ll send you a new mattress every week and all you have to do is give us your honest reviews on how good that mattress is for sex. That’s right, you can get paid for doing what you do in your regular everyday life – sex!”

Wait… having sex is an everyday sort of thing? Did I miss a memo?

Sorry… They continue, “Every week, 5 chosen couples will be given a different mattress that they can use for ‘quality time.’ You can test out the mattresses from the comfort and privacy of your own home, get as intimate as you want, and get paid for it!”


This “job” will last a total of eight weeks, meaning you will have to test out eight different mattresses.

And these aren’t just any old run-of-the-mill mattresses. No, sir. These mattresses have been, and I quote, “rated as the top eight mattresses for sex currently on the market.”

I recently purchased a new mattress and for the life of me I don’t recall any of the beds I looked at having a How Good Is It To Have Sex On rating.

Once you have conducted your, ahem, research, couples will be required to write extremely honest reviews and rate each mattress on a scale from 1-10 in Bounciness, Noise, Firmness, Edge Support, Comfort, Cooling, and Overall Score.

As an added bonus, as if you needed one with this job, the five lucky couples will also receive a free mattress of their choice at the end of their “employment.”

Interested? I don’t see how someone couldn’t be. Here’s the link to submit your application.

[Men’s Health]

Before settling down at BroBible, Douglas Charles, a graduate of the University of Iowa (Go Hawks), owned and operated a wide assortment of websites. He is also one of the few White Sox fans out there and thinks Michael Jordan is, hands down, the GOAT.

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