Couple Who ‘Really Enjoy Clown Sex’ Looking To Make It A Threesome Are Here To Haunt Your Dreams

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Couple That Really Enjoy Clown Sex Looking To Make It A Threesome

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If you hate clowns, like really, really hate clowns (and who doesn’t?), get ready to be triggered. Because this story about a couple from Oceanside, California who say they “really enjoy clown sex” is going to make you shudder.

Loch Jester and Miss Candy, real names Josh and Christina, appeared on Friday’s episode of the We TV series Extreme Love to discuss their clown fetish and their their desire to live their lives full-time as clowns.

“We live and embrace the clown lifestyle 24/7,” says Loch Jester. “It’s our lifestyle at home, and it’s our lifestyle in our career. We are living in a rough world. Clowning goes away from the misery and terror that is the world that we live in.”

The couple, who met a little over two years ago on a clown fetish website (natch), also revealed on the show that they are seeking a third person – a female – to join their sexual circus.

“We really enjoy clown sex,” says Miss Candy.

“Clown sex involves at least some makeup, right?” adds Loch Jester. “If not some outfitting, maybe a nice bow around the c*ck, or something to decorate.”

During the episode of Extreme Love, the clown couple, who live in a van in Oceanside, are heading out to dinner at a restaurant when they meet a woman named Alexandria.

Seeing as how they are looking for a third person to add to their clown sexcapades, they ask Alexandria to join them. And, amazingly, she does.

While the threesome has dinner at a Korean barbeque restaurant Alexandria asks Miss Candy about why she would want to paint her whole body and not just her face like, say, a “normal” clown. (As if such a thing exists.)

Miss Candy, who calls herself a “kink” clown, replies that clowning turns her on, “I will get really sexually stimulated. Even just from bodypainting. When there’s a paintbrush that’s like lightly going over your body, you can totally get aroused. You know, you’re touching people in sensitive areas.”

*shudder*

“I mean, it sounds interesting. I’m open-minded,” Alexandria replies.

“So are you seeing anybody at the moment?” Miss Candy asks, seizing the moment.

Yikes.

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