Farmers Have Way More Sex Than Any Other Profession, According To Slightly Disturbing Survey

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Farmers Have More Sex Than Any Other Profession According To Survey

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Looks like the horses, cows, pigs and chickens aren’t the only ones that are really into breeding down on the farm. Old McDonald, you dog.

According to a new survey conducted by Lelo UK, a full third of the farmers surveyed claim they have sex at least once a day. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to when one of them says they’re “gonna go plow the field,” huh? Also, maybe that “The Tractor Story” wasn’t so far-fetched after all?

Perhaps even more astounding than that previous number regarding farmers is the fact that two-thirds of those surveyed rated themselves as “incredible” in the sack. Doctors were second on that list because of course they were.

The next highest profession when it comes to getting busy on the regular was architects, among whom 21% claimed to have sex once per day or more. Hairdressers came in third with 17 percent saying they get jiggy with it at least once a day.

Farmers Have More Sex Than Any Other Profession According To Survey

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The survey results, published by the Irish Mirror, also revealed that of all the men and women who were asked about their sex lives and occupations, journalists have the least amount of sex, with one fifth saying they only get to do it about once a month. Sad.

Also, the legal profession is apparently not only good at lying in the courtroom, they also do it in bed as 27% of the attorneys surveyed admitted faking an orgasm every time they have sex.

“The lifestyle factors of our jobs such as flexibility of working hours and the environment are also likely to have an impact on all our lives not just our sex lives,” said Lelo UK sex expert Kate Moyle.

Farmers Have More Sex Than Any Other Profession According To Survey

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She also added that the amount of sex a person has can often be correlated to their jobs because “the level of physical activity in a career such as a farmer, rather than someone in an office setting may impact levels of fitness and energy.”

Which goes a long way towards explaining the journalist’s not getting any. (Present company excepted.)

Professions that have the most sex
1. Farmers
2. Architect
3. Hairdresser
4. Advertising
5 (tie). Lawyers and Teachers

Professions that rate themselves as “incredible” in the bedroom
1. Farmer
2. Doctor
3. Architect
4. Laborer
5. Advertising

Before settling down at BroBible, Douglas Charles, a graduate of the University of Iowa (Go Hawks), owned and operated a wide assortment of websites. He is also one of the few White Sox fans out there and thinks Michael Jordan is, hands down, the GOAT.

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