Is this really a video some guy is sending around on OkCupid?

According to Reddit, this video was sent to a young woman by a guy on OkCupid as part of his sales pitch on why he’d be good to date. It is not good, no sir.

The uploader says the Lord of the Rings music in the background has a purpose. That purpose?


Sounds like an A+ success to me. I bet ol’ fetal alcohol Jesus is swimming in tang now. The power of moving pictures, folks.