Joe Rogan Flexes On Texas With $14.4 Million Lake Austin Mansion, One Of The Largest Sales In Area History

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“Allll my flexes live in Texas…”

Just two months after Joe Rogan announced on his podcast that Los Angeles’ overcrowding, traffic, and homelessness has motivated him to seek a life elsewhere, the podcast giant has whipped together a studio in Austin that looks like an extraterrestrial fleshlight and dropped eight figures on a gigantic Lake Austin mansion.

The purchase is a huge stride in The Joe Rogan Texas Takeover, but just the beginning, as Rogan said he planned to open a comedy club and a gun range on a ranch that would also double as a music festival venue.

According to Dirt, Rogan shelled out $14.4 million on an off-market deal for a lakefront Texas-inspired modern farmhouse, one of the largest transactions in area history.

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The $100 million man’s new digs stretch 10,890 square feet with eight bedrooms and 10 bathrooms, and features a large saltwater pool, a solarium, a party deck, and just a stone’s throw from new neighbors Sandra Bullock and haircare billionaire John Paul DeJoria. Joe sure could use knocking on that dude’s door.


It’s unclear whether the 53-year-old unloaded the $5 million property in the uber-exclusive Southern California neighborhood of Bell Canyon he bought back in 2018. The 8,720 square-foot property boasts six bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a pool, obscene mountain views, a gigantic wine cellar, and full gym.

My guess is that given how loaded Rogan is now, he probably forgot about it or gifted it to Joey CoCo Diaz.


[h/t Dirt]


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