I have a favor to ask you, my internet friend. Can you read the story below and decide for me whether I love this guy or hate him? Because I know it’s one of the two, I’m just seesawing between them.
Kyle Gordy is a self-proclaimed “modern-day Jesus.”
Do you need any more information?
I’ll continue just for good measure.
Mr. Gordy is a 27-year-old from Los Angles who has made it his life goal to impregnate as many women as he can. The dude has fathered 18 babies since beginning his mission in 2014 and has seven more on the way. The babies live with their mothers across several states–from Alaska to Kansas–and he has Dubai, the UK and Australia on his international “wish list.”
Gordy realized that he had strong sperm so decided to do what any normal man with mighty jizz would do–advertise on Craigslist. Within two weeks, Gordy made his first donation to a local woman via artificial insemination, the New York Post reports.
“I was going to apply to a sperm bank, but the whole thing just felt so cold and clinical,” he told Caters News. “My sperm is much better than what is in a sperm bank, as it’s strong and fresh during the donation, while I also do it all for free.”
Gordy claims that once he had proof of concept, droves of women, aged 18 to 42, began seeking his services.
The dude is so committed to the strong sperm lifestyle that he eats only organic food and 18 different herbs and supplements a day, while never drinking or smoking.
“I need to keep myself healthy, so I have the best sperm,” he says. “I have no idea why a woman would want to use a sperm bank when she could just use me. The specimens at a bank could be sitting there for years. You don’t really know what you’re getting.”
Mr. Gordy has met four of his 18 children, and trades photos with his baby mamas via a Facebook group. Six of the 18 women he’s had children with, he’s done it with the old fashioned way rather than artificial insemination. Gordy still maintains that he never has sex for pleasure, only to spread his seed.
“They will ask if we can just have sex, and I’ll tell them I’m up for it and we exchange STD tests … Obviously, I’m a guy, so it is fun to do it that way if we both like each other.”
If you haven’t made your mind up over whether or not I should love or hate him, this line should help…
“People have called me a modern-day Jesus, and I have to agree with that,” Gordy says. “I’m very generous and giving — and the fact that I’m Jewish while Jesus was also Jewish.”
Imagine saying that totally seriously and believing it.
I think I hate him. But I have no choice but to respect him.
[h/t New York Post]