Watch Matt Stonie Eat 13 Pounds Of Milk And Cookies In Under A Half-Hour

Earlier this year I witnessed Matt Stonie demolish the world record for stuffing marshmellow Peeps in his pie-hole. The competitive eater’s ability to shove things in his body is preternatural — He slams massive In-N-Out Burgers with ease, and can chug 12,000-calories of protein powder like it’s a Natty Light.

Enter his most recent challenge: 200+ Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies, with a chaser of milk. Impressively, he managed to devoured over 13 pounds of cookies in under a half-hour.

Total freak of nature, man. I’ll never understand how he does.