This Dude Who ‘Ain’t Scared’ Of A Tornado Warning Has The Best Reason Ever For Not Panicking
With a tornado on the way, this dude wasn’t scared of impending doom because there was a nice little spider on his porch. His rationale is spiders are some of the most intelligent creatures in nature, and if the spider’s not scared and seeking shelter then he doesn’t have shit to worry about.
I’m not exactly a spider expert, but I do know enough about spiders to know that they’re nowhere close to being among the most intelligent creatures in the Animal Kingdom. If you ever find yourself in a situation where there’s a tornado coming your way, it’s definitely advisable to seek shelter and not follow the lead of spiders building webs.
I’ve been fortunate enough to never experience a tornado firsthand. I did get hit with some sort of a mini twister on the beach once where we were all walking up to our chairs from the water and out of nowhere this mini cyclone came in and picked up our cooler, chairs, beer, everything and threw it in every direction. Meanwhile, our drunk asses were running in circles because we didn’t know where to run in order to escape this wind vortex. It was one of the craziest situations I’ve ever experienced, so I can’t even imagine coming in contact with a tornado large enough to level a house.