Fuck Christian Grey: ’50 Shades Of Buscemi’ Is The Movie We All Deserve

by 4 years ago

That humming you hear is the sound of one trillion vibrators buzzing in unison, prepping smut lovers all across the world for this week’s ‘50 Shades of Grey‘ movie release. But why should guys get shut out of such a massive worldwide movie release? Do we not like movies too? Are we not ~50% of the world’s population who also enjoy being entertained?

Why couldn’t they have written a book/made a movie like ’50 Shades of Buscemi’ that would appeal to all of us? From what I’ve gathered, the allure of Christian Grey isn’t that he’s good looking, just that he’s a billionaire who can buy and do anything he wants….That’s what preheats the ovens when it comes to him, right?

Anyways, my Canadian friends over at BooYa Pictures put together this trailer for what ’50 Shades of Buscemi’ would look like and I’m pretty certain we’d all see this movie, man or woman. Warning: extreme side boob at around 1:35…


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