Amy Schumer was honored with the Trailblazer Award at Glamour UK’s Women of the Year Awards. This is the type of thing you have to give a speech for so she took the opportunity to weigh in on her current weight and how it hasn’t hindered her ability to get laid.
“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want, like, that’s the truth,” she said. It’s not a problem.”
You see, folks, that’s an attention-getter. And a properly executed humble brag.
Look, guessing a woman’s poundage is not an advisable activity. A real man answers “105 pounds” if pressed, no matter what. But it’s hard to believe she’s actually bigger than Allen Iverson in his prime.
Now to the more pressing question: you guys letting her catch your dick?