‘Bane Outtakes’ Parody Gives Us the Amazing Bane Rap Freestyle that Gotham Deserves

by 7 years ago

Uproxx wrote down the lyrics, for which we're eternally grateful.

I’m Bane, yes, that’s my name.
When you hear the name Bane, I guarantee the pain.
I’m coming after you, Bruce Wayne.
I’m stronger, smarter, and clinically insane.

I’m Bane, yes, that’s my name.
Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same.
I broke his back mortal comBAT smack,
then I cracked my ’28 Krug champagne.

I’m Bane, yes, it’s a shame.
I declare martial law, and you all complain!
I laugh when you ask why I wear the mask.
I’ll explain. It’s because I’m Bane, yes, that’s my name.
You say it too much, the name becomes inane.
Of course! Some think my plan lacks gain.
If you say it too my face, I’ll crash your plane.

When I say “No” you say “Survivors”.

 
It shouldn't be mentioned, but here we go anyway, just in case: SPOILER ALERT.

 

[H/T: Uproxx]


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