FlipBoardBroBible Nominates 20 Fictional Athletes to Their Respective Hall of Fames
Nick Nolte (Pete Bell) for getting his act together and finally paying his athletes in “Blue Chips.”
Forest Whitiker (Mr. Rucker) for his role as a do-good janitor in “Rebound: The Legend of Earl 'The Goat' Manigault.”
Lil Bow Wow for his serious lack of Jordanesque skillz (with a “z”) in “Like Mike.”
Craig Scheffer (Joe Kane) for no other reason than being awesome in “The Program.”
Ed the Monkey for accurately portraying life as a major league pitcher in “Ed” and for out-acting Matthew LeBlanc.
Shawna Waldron (Becky “IceBox” O'Shea) for being a frigid b*tch who crossed gender lines in “Little Giants.”
Sylvester Stallone (Lincoln Hawk) for rippin' arms off in “Over the Top.” (Two-sport athlete, b*tches.)
Gary Cole (Reese Bobby) for not only his rampant alcohol abuse but also for teaching children the importance of first place in “Talladega Nights.”
Carl Weathers (Apollo Creed) for dying in the f*cking ring in “Rocky 4.” A real p*ssy move on his part but you gotta love that dedication.
Richard Prior (Montgomery Brewster) for having a stacked trust fund to fall back on in “Brewster's Millions.”
Corbin Bernsen (Roger Dorn) for being the most affluent player with the hottest wife on the team in “Major League.”
Kevin Costner (Crash Davis, Billy Chapel, Ray Kinsella) for really really wanting to be a baseball player in “Bull Durham,” “For the Love of the Game,” and “Field of Dreams.”
Gordon Bombay (Emilo Estevez) for basically naming a professional hockey team, “The Mighty Ducks.” (He honestly might have an argument with this one.)
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