Comedian Jim Norton Explains How To Send The Perfect Dick Pic


New Jersey comedy legend Jim Norton talks about his dick A LOT — The first episode of his show with VICE has an entire segment just about touching it. He’s a dick expert, if you will.

Jim’s new hour-long comedy special, “Contextually Inadequate,” will air on EPIX this upcoming weekend. To hype the show up a little bit, Norton made this wonderful guide to dick pics. In his own words:

“Nothing dries up a vagina faster than a mediocre dick with an appendix scar over it.”

Take your damn socks of for those dick pics, Bros.