What ‘Game of Thrones’ Character Best Represents Your Girlfriend’s Boobs?

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From boobs that command a room to boobs that mercilessly kill smaller, weaker boobs… Game of Thrones characters can be superimposed to just about anything. So, boobs.

Small Boobs – Tyrion Lannister
Tyrion Small Boob

Let me give you some advice: Never forget your small boobs. The rest of the world will not. Wear them like armor, and they can never be used to hurt you.

Fake Boobs – Littlefinger
Littlefinger FakeBoobs

Fake boobs are ladder. Many who try to get them fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but refuse. They cling to their natural looks, morals… or self-love, or the gods…illusions. Only the fake boobs are real. The climb is all there is. But they’ll never know this. Not until it’s too late.

Firm Boobs – Melissandre

Your boobs are more then theirs could ever be. They are just boobs in the great war. You will make boners rise and fall.” 

Freckly Boobs – Ygritte
Freckle boob

You’re mine as I’m yours, boobs. If we burn, we burn. But first, we’ll try to tan.

Tanned Boobs– Oberyn Martell

People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those of pale boobs. In other places, the tan boobs of women are considered distasteful. What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that you live in a latter sort of place. 

Wrinkly Boobs – Olenna Tyrell
Wrinkle Boobs

Oh no please! Seduce away, it’s been so long! I rather think it’s all for naught. What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit? A question for the philosophers. 

Saggy Boobs – Maester Pycelle

I can tell you all there is to know about saggy boobs. The thing you need to understand about saggy boobs: in the past 67 years, I have known – truly known – more saggy boobs than any man alive. They’re complicated boobs, but I know how to hide them.

Sweaty Boobs – Gendry Storm
Sweaty Boobs

You’re me. Never been with a woman. Never talked to a woman, really. And then she comes at you – big sweaty boobs, no clothes. What would you have done?  

Nipply Boobs – White Walker
White Walker

I know I’m a pervert. I should’ve gone back to the girl and warned her, but… I saw what I saw. I saw the nipply boobs. People need to know. If you can get word to my family… tell ’em I’m no pervert. Tell ’em I’m sorry.

Big Boobs – Cersei Lannister

Someday, you’ll have huge boobs, and the truth will be what you make it.

Lopsided Boobs – The Hound

Perfect boobs aren’t easy to come by. Even if they were, think I’m gonna put my uneven ones away? Watch the only thing of value I’ve got in the world go away? 

Man Boobs – Hot Pie
Man Boobs

You cannot give up on the gravy.

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