Someone Wrote A Screenplay About Guy Fieri Having A Showdown With The Burger King To Save Flavortown

by 4 years ago

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Back in December, I posted about comedian/screenwriter Jordan VanDina, who imagined what a movie would look like where Bill Murray and the Wu-Tang Clan gang up to steal Wu-Tang’s Once Upon a Time in Shaolin back from controversial capitalist Martin Shkreli. One of the stars of that screen play, as you might recall, is Guy Fieri — Triple D host, Smash Mouth superfan, owner of a yellow Jeep wrangler with flames, and celebrated Mayor of Flavortown.

Jordan thought it was time for Guy Fieri to star in his own movie, this time as the John McClane of Flavortown battling against a corporate takeover from Burger King. The logline alone is full of bold flavors:

Logline: Join Guy Fieri on his most important mission ever; to save the burger as we know it from the bland, tasteless, corporate takeover of the Burger King and save Flavortown in time for the annual “Guy Fieri Big Burgers and Big Tits Superbowl Tailgate.”

“Guy Fieri Big Burgers And Big Tits Superbowl Tailgate” = FUCK YES! I’M IN.

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Here’s one of my favorite scenes from the saga:

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Read the whole script here. It’s a money trip to Flavor Town that will leave your pores oozing donkey sauce. Flip through it below or over at Jordan’s website.

For the love of chili-cheese dogs everywhere, can someone please make this movie?

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