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Once upon a time, many, many years ago there was a woman named Katie Holmes. She was a beautiful young actress with a bright future ahead of her. Then she met a man named Tom Cruise and was to never be heard from again. That is, until one day when Katie found her gumption and decided she’d had enough of that limited life and left Mr. Cruise. This was a blessing for both her and us because now Katie Holmes is once again free to explore the world and make appearances on TV shows such as The Late Show With David Letterman. Everyone lived happily ever after. The End.