We’ve Hit the Jackpot: A Movie That Looks Exactly Like ‘Taken,’ Starring Nicolas Cage

by 6 years ago

With his upcoming film “Stolen,” Nicolas Cage, AKA the hottest girl in the sorority you would never ever consider venturing near, has done it again. I'm not exactly sure what exactly it is that he's done, but there is NO doubting it has been accomplished. Therein lies the beauty of the never-ending puzzle who once tore up the screen in a movie called “Snake Eyes.”

If you find yourself on a long bus trip sometime about 5 years from now, there's about a 75% chance you'll be watching 'Stolen.' At this point, it's pretty much indisputable. 


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