Here’s What Orlando Bloom Texted His Ex Miranda Kerr When His Dick Went Viral On The Internet
Remember when Orlando Bloom was paddle-boarding with his girl Katy Perry while his dick was swinging free and in the breeze? Remember how photos of it were everywhere you turned on the internet and late night hosts were making all kinds of jokes? Of course you do.
Ever wonder what his ex-wife, sexy supermodel Miranda Kerr thought of his ridiculous display of peen? Well, now we have the answer.
That’s because Kerr was on KIIS FM’s Kyle & Jackie O on Tuesday and, of course, the subject of Bloom’s penis came up, so to speak.
Via E News!…
Supermodel Miranda Kerr revealed that her ex-husband Orlando Bloom made sure to give her a heads up before those infamous penis pics of him paddleboarding in the buff with girlfriend Katy Perry surfaced on the Internet. Kerr shared that fun tidbit while on The Kyle and Jackie O radio show earlier today while talking about her role as a Bonds Swim ambassador. Kyle slyly made mention of Bloom’s unmentionables when he told Kerr, “I’ve noticed there’s a theme running here. I don’t know if you’ve seen the same photos, but even when people are paddle-boarding, people are supposed to be wearing pants of some description.”
The engaged beauty, who shares 5-year-old son Flynn with Bloom, agreed and laughed at Kyle’s comment before stating, “Yes, I’m going to send Orlando a pair of both because he, you know, might like either of those.”
When asked what her response to the naked photos of Orlando was, Miranda explained, “Oh my God, he texts me and was like ‘um, I’m really embarrassed, some photos are coming out, just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, hmmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously?!”
Bro. Bro, bro, bro. You are so full of shit. You were not embarrassed. Those pics were freaking crystal clear. I’ve seen paparazzi pics that were shot from a mile away and these weren’t those. You knew exactly what you doing. You were on a paddle-board with dreamgirl Katy Perry and you decided to just whip your dick out. It’s cool. I get it. Hell, I might have done the same thing. But don’t say you were embarrassed. Man up and admit you were caught up in the moment and decided to just show off the hog for your lady. No big deal.
Listen to Kerr talk about Legolas peen beginning at the 1:07 mark below…