Fifty Shades Of Grey made so much money at the box office off horny women that a sequel is inevitable. With Dakota Johnson hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend, the show mocked what it’d be like if Christian Grey hired contractors to do renovations in his infamous BDSM sex playroom. Kyle Mooney plays Christian Grey, with Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam as smart-ass, ball-busting private contractors who know just how many kinky weiner-holes you can fit in a room while preserving structural integrity. I’m glad they found a load-bearing beam for the sex swing. And the Dewalt power-tool dildo that looks like something you’d buy at Sex Home Depot.
Unfortunately, it didn’t make the show’s final cut, but it’s dildy-drawer brilliance shall live on forever on The Internet.
[H/T: Morning After]