The Foul Beast They Call “The Snooki” Bred Last Night
And then on the third hour of the morning, the ones they call “The Snooki” and “The Jionni LaValle” welcomed their unholy creation into an unworthy world. And the child, Lorenzo Dominic, gnashed his teeth and bit the orange lady's breast. And MTV exclusively reported the news.
On the next day, the Lord's day, the Snooki announced her offspring's birth: “I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs!” said the Snooki. “HE'S MY WORLD! ❤”