Stephen Colbert Has Come Up With A ‘Foolproof’ Plan To Defeat ISIS
Leave it to Stephen Colbert to figure out that dropping bombs all over ISIS isn’t the solution to the problem.
Turns out since many of the fighters in ISIS are getting all hopped up on a drug called Captagon, an amphetamine that makes them feel like they are invincible.
Knowing that the ISIS idiots are heavy into drugs, Colbert figures that all we really need to do is drop some ecstasy and the requisite glowsticks on them and they’ll be too busy raving their asses off to do us any more harm.
Okay, maybe it isn’t a “foolproof” plan, but it should would be fun to see what happened if we tried it.