After the teaser trailer for Total Recall got us thinking about butts, we couldn’t wait for the full trailer to drop. It dropped! Right off, the biggest difference between the Schwarzenegger version and the remake is apparent: no Mars. And with no Mars comes no three-breasted space hookers. The thing is, if this wasn’t called Total Recall I’d be pretty amped for it. Hot chicks, nice action, big explosions. It’s just not Arnie making heads explode on the Red Planet.