Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Went To Times Square To Remind All The Mascots That Their Lives Suck

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Team Coco

If you’ve had the misfortune of going to Times Square recently, you’ve likely encountered several non-Disney Disney mascots. These random panhandlers are everywhere and they’re looking to shake your kid’s had or take a photo with you so you could stuff a few singles in their fanny packs.

Last night, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pissed all over these mascots’ turf and shit on how they make their livelihood. It was awkward, and you almost have to feel bad for these people because they’re just trying to prey on tourists make a living. Almost.

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