Video Was Stolen From iCloud Of Kris Jenner Nude – Would You Watch?

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Oh look! The Kardashians are promoting themselves by one of their family members getting naked. Unprecedented I know. How many times are they going to exploit this strategy from their tired playbook? Even worse, how many times are we going to fall for it?

The tree doesn’t fall far from the apple or some shit like that because apparently Kris Jenner has a naked video floating around somewhere. The self-proclaimed “momager” (yuck!) claims that someone (herself?) hacked into her iCloud and stole surveillance video of her completely nude. I so wish the headline said “Kendall” and not “Kris.”

Sources connected to a production member of Keeping Up with the Kardashians says that Kris will reveal that someone has a nude video of the 59-year-old reality “star” in an upcoming episode of the 10th season. More preposterous of someone going to all that trouble of stealing a video of a naked 59-year-old mother of six is that Keeping Up with the Kardashians has 10 fucking seasons.

Apparently Kris called the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. and filed a criminal complaint that someone was blackmailing her for money in exchange of the naked footage. I wonder why Kim Kardashian never took legal action in her “leaked” sex tape?

Nude pics of Kris Jenner are like free peanuts that they give you at a bar. I don’t particularly desire the free nuts that are covered in other people’s germs and I would never buy peanuts, but if they’re right there in my face I’ll have a handful or two.

I’m not one to rebuff nude photos of any woman and to be honest, for a 59 she’s not horrendous, especially if you have any sort of MILF fetish. Plus I’m curious to see the orifice that spit out the human beings partly responsible for the downfall of modern television entertainment.

Last day of summer gonna miss you.

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