Vivid Released Which Couples Are On The Most Wanted Celeb Sex Tape List; See If Your Faves Made The Cut
Vivid Entertainment has released its annual list of the couples the world most wants to see boink on camera and thanks for the “wedding of the century” (or at least the one that hurt bros the most), George Clooney gets to take home yet another honor. One that I am sure will go right up there next to his two Academy Awards.
“George and Amal quickly gained our favor as the world’s hottest couple with the speed of their romance and sheer glamour of their Italian wedding. We’re confident that a sex tape starring this couple would be an instant international best seller,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of the adult industry’s most prominent company. “But the Jennifer/Chris and Miley/Patrick duos remind us how exciting and fun sex can be.”
No, Jennifer Lawrence having sex with anyone but us does not sound exciting, but I guess to each his own. As for Miley and Patrick… I’m not sure my delicate eyes could actually handle whatever the hell they do in the bedroom.
Here’s the complete Top Ten Vivid-Celeb Hottest Couples Wish List for 2015…
1. Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney
2. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin
3. Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger
4. Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello
5. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
6. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
7. Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
8. Amber Heard and Johnny Depp
9. Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine
10. Charlize Theron and Sean Penn
Hold up a sec here… Where are Beyonce and Jay Z? Or Brangelina?
Vivid has an answer.
“There are some celebrity couples that are perennial favorites with us and so they’ve been moved from our annual top ten list to our newly created ‘Classic Sex Tape Couples List,” said Hirsch.
Thanks for clearing that up, Steve. We thought you guys were slipping.