Genius On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Absolutely Shits The Bed Trying To Guess ‘Dicks?” As His Final Answer

Whenever I watch Wheel of Fortune at home (just kidding I don’t) I guess the magic phrase exactly 0% of the time, but there’s no way I’d guess “thick as a dick.” Come on. It’s a family show. There’s no shot in hell they’re gonna start throwing dicks around as the solution. Poor guy was better off guessing “Barbra Streisand’s Flaccid Penis;” at least that would’ve made for Grade A quality television.

[H/T Uproxx]