Honestly, a spot like this is pretty close to my dream house. First of all, in the northeast, just 25 minutes north of the George Washington Bridge, which means close proximity to the best city in the world a.k.a. home, New York City. Second — despite being so close to Gotham, it’s in the middle of the woods and has amazing views of the Hudson. Finally… It’s has the aura of crunchy vibes from being the former house of Phish frontman Trey Anasastio, who probably just made enough cash from the Grateful Dead shows to upgrade to a spot on the Hudson with a pool. Here’s the broker babble from the official listing:
“Cliff House is an extraordinary Hudson riverfront home located next to 2,500 acres of pristine, riverfront parkland, and only 25 minutes to New York City… the home is completely private and offers a Mid-Century vibe. Lots of fireplaces, decks, and a great yard that feels like you’re sitting in a park, looking out at the river. You even get your own private, rocky cove on the Hudson. A perfect getaway.”
If you’re a rich BroBible reader in NYC who happens to buy this house, hit me up. I’ll Uber to hang out around the fire pit with you. I’ll bring all the accoutrements for s’mores.