14 ‘Things We Want’ This Week: Party Tanks, American Flag Apparel, Survival Kits, And More!
Bros, in this week’s ‘Things We Want’ I tried to throw a total cross-section of the coolest gear and gadgets I came across in my travels across the web. This week we’ve got some awesome party tanks, badass coolers, survival gear, and a whole lot more! As I attempt to do each week when putting together wish list items for bros, this edition of the ‘Things We Want — A Gear Guide For Men’ covers the entire spectrum of gear for bros who like to get out into the world, get their boots a little dirty, and see what’s happening down by the water.
Also, if you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at Cass @ Brobible dot com. And for those of you looking to have us test out products to be featured here you can contact me via that email for our mailing address.
‘Obama Can’t Ban These Guns’ Party Tank Top — This Summer’s Most Topical Party Tank
Without question this is going to be the #1 party tank of the Summer. It’s topical, it’s got a good fit, it’s cheap at just $18, and it throws a middle finger up at the establishment for trying to take away established rights. If you don’t own this party tank for Summer 2016 you’re simply not part of the cool crowd, it’s as clear as day. So get your ass in gear and follow that link below, scoop up your ‘Obama Can’t Ban These Guns’ tank top before it sells out!
Painted Faded and Cracked USA American Flag Decal (For Yeti Rambler Colster)
If any of you bros out there have the Yeti Rambler Colster (the best koozie on the market) and want to make it more patriotic you need to scoop up this American Flag wrap for just $10.95. Yeti would be proud, Uncle Sam will approve of your decision, and it’ll set your Yeti Rambler Colster aside from all of the others in the tail gating lot. If you don’t already have a Yeti Rambler Colster you can scoop one up HERE on Amazon!
— CAN COOLER NOT INCLUDED – Decal vinyl skin wrap ONLY!
— Fits Yeti Colster and RTIC Can – Skin wraps around the entire can cooler.
— Dual Layer Tough and Waterproof vinyl material coated with a high gloss laminate.
— Easy to apply without air bubbles.
— Made in the U.S.A.
Turcom Bluetooth AcoustoShock 3Rugged Water-Resistant Speaker — My Favorite Speaker ON The Market
So earlier in the week we did a round up of the best bluetooth speakers on the market, noticeably missing from that list was my own personal favorite, the rugged/water-resistant bluetooth speaker that I own and take to the beach here in Florida with me every weekend.
Everyone’s entitled to their opinions on products, myself included, and I think for the money you won’t find a better water-resistant bluetooth speaker on the market. It’s kind of large in comparison to others on the market, and that means you’re going to get some quality LOUD sound from it. So if you’re looking for something that’ll fit in your pocket this most certainly isn’t that. This bluetooth speaker from Turcom also doubles as a charging unit, so if you want to juice up your phone or something at the beach then you can just plug right into this device.
It will fit on your backpack and beach tote bags though, and it extremely portable. So check it out and BUY YOURS TODAY by following that link below!
Zeus Arsenal Thunder 2 — The Best Wax Pen On The Market
The wax pen vaporizer market is pretty niche in the grand scheme of vaporizers, but if you’re like me and enjoy melting some wax from time to time instead of firing up that leafy green then this is the ONLY wax pen you should ever consider. I’ve owned a handful of wax pens in the past, I don’t want to say which because I don’t want you to think I was bashing those other ones, they were all fine enough. None of them however have pulled as smoothly as the Zeus Thunder 2 from Toronto Vaporizer.
Here’s their pitch and specs on the device:
Zeus Arsenal is back again with the brand new THUNDER 2. This new premium wax pen provides exceptional flavor and incredible convenience for your waxes and concentrates. A must have for your arsenal.
So, if you’re in the market for a new wax pen then look no further than this one, you have my word that it’s an amazing product!
Z.A.P.S. Wilderness Survival Kit Grenade — The Ultimate Survival Kit
Anything can happen. When you’re out alone in the woods, swamp or desert, hiking, hunting or fishing, this is the kit you’ll need to survive when something goes wrong. Inside this grenade is everything you’d want and more when things get tough: knife, line, hooks, shackles, water bags, matches, compass, duct tape, and dozens of tools to keep you safe. BYO MacGyver.
— Designed by a former Marine Scout sniper
— Good for one-time deployment use, pull cord to open
— Includes nearly 30 survival tools total
— Includes a spring link that can bear up to 350 lbs & fishing line for up to 50 lbs
— Made in the USA
Featured in this week’s ‘14 American As F*ck Accessories You Need To Own‘ the Jammypack Freedom Ringer tops my list of 2016 4th of July party accessories: 1) because it’s unique and 2) because it screams I LOVE AMERICA while also telling everyone you like to party.
So if you’re about that life, and I know you are, then you need to get on the Jammypack before the 4th of July rolls round!
These shades are the quickest and easiest way to get your gear game in order before the long 4th of July weekend next weekend. They’re just $7.99, and they’re patriotic as hell. You simply cannot go wrong in purchasing a pair of these shades and Uncle Sam will be proud of you for showing off your American pride!
Nerf Zombie Strike Doominator Blaster
Featured earlier this week here on BroBible in our round up of ‘6 Best Nerf Guns To Buy For Under $50‘ this badass Nerf Gun is a total throwback to my childhood, and it’s something I knew I had to buy for myself the second I saw it.
Here’s our very own Chris Illuminati’s review:
“Eradicate entire hordes of zombies at one time with this hardcore Zombie Strike Doominator blaster! The blaster’s 4 flipping drums hold 6 Zombie Strike darts apiece and they rotate as you fire so you can fire up to 24 darts without reloading. Load up all your drums with the included 24 Zombie Strike darts and hit the streets to wipe out those lurching, staggering zombies. You’ll clear the battlefield with your Doominator blaster!”
Ball and Buck American Flag Pocket Tee
I’ve said it in the past and I’ll undoubtedly say it many times again in the future: Ball and Buck is one of the best American brands on the market. Their 4th of July edition American Flag Pocket Tee is proof that they can match style with their superior craftsmanship (all made in America), and if you’re looking for a subtle pocket-tee for the 4th of July that says ‘I LOVE FREEDOM’ then you should look no further than this.
The Mountain Lincoln The Emancipator T-Shirt
Do I even need to say anything here? I guess if I have any constructive criticism to provide would be that this shirt should retail for $17.76, instead of the low price of $12.95, because I’d most certainly pay more money for this incredible piece of art than they are offering.
YoCam Versatile Waterproof Camera — Capture Every Moment (Even the Underwater Ones)
The YoCam isn’t just an adventure camera for capturing every ride, jump, and splash you experience – but it is definitely that. This tiny versatile camera is designed for life, and everything that entails. Set it up as a home security camera while you’re away, and use it as a selfie camera when the moment calls. It’s waterproof, miniature, and hooked up to versatile app that will allow you to edit and share anything, anywhere.
— Waterproof in up to 20 feet of water
— Minimizes shakiness even during the most strenuous physical activity
— Works as the perfect selfie cam
— Provides access to all buttons within reach
— Designed to be small & ergonomic
— Connects anywhere around the world via P2P connection
— Includes an app w/ amazing features: camera control, story generator, live preview, video editing, social media sharing & more
Leather Keyhook Keychain — American-Made Keyhook
Nothing says “WILD WILD WEST” quite like this sturdy, rugged keyhook keychain. Made of Horween Horsehide and and steel, it will loop directly on to your belt and hold your keys in an easily accessible place by your side. This is the perfect tool for the working person who needs a keychain that can stand up to anything.
— Easily attach or detach the hook from your belt loop
— Link your keys to the steel joiner so they’ll not pull off
— Reach keys w/o having to dig in pockets
Monkey Light Bike Wheel LED Light System — Be The Light Of The Party
Monkey Light turns your evening bike ride into a party. Simply attach these full-color LEDs to your wheels, and transform your ride into a moving, spinning light show. With over 40 themes and color combinations, you can rainbow up your wheels for over 24 hours, creating light art and maximum visibility. These LEDs fit all sizes of wheels and instantly make your night cruise both safer and more fun for all.
— Waterproof for rides in any weather
— Made in California, USA
— Straps to wheel spokes with three-point mount system for extra durability
— Includes a stainless steel anti-theft strap
— 48 color themes & variations w/ 32 LED’s
— Light patterns visible at 10 MPH
Igloo Marine Ultra Square Coolers
If you’ve ever shopped for coolers at any point in your life then you undoubtedly already know the name ‘Igloo’. Igloo is one of the oldest and most dependable names in coolers because they make quality, affordable coolers. The Igloo Marine Ultra Square coolers come in several sizes, and in my humble opinion these coolers are designed for drinking beers on the beach. The 36-can Marin Ultra from Igloos is one of the best coolers on the market, and at a $33 price point it’s one of the best buys around.
This cooler was featured in our ranking of the ‘12 Best Coolers on the Market For Every Budget‘, so if you’re in the market for a cooler but not necessarily this one then follow that link! And if this is the cooler you’ve been looking for just click that ‘buy it now’ button below!
Well bros, that concludes another week of ‘Things We Want’. You can click here for the most recent editions of ‘Things We Want‘ if you’re looking for more gear-related content!
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