I Refuse To Believe This $45 Million Mansion In Vail, Colorado Is Anything Other Than A Supervillain Lair

Vail Colorado Sign

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I was ‘today years old’ when I realized that my taste in obscenely opulent Rocky Mountain mansions aligns with the same qualities a supervillain might look for in a mountain retreat.

This $45 million mansion in Vail, Colorado is actually on the market right now for anyone out there with $45,000,000 to spend on a new Winter home. Because let’s be honest, you’re not going to be living in Vail year-round if you can afford this $45 million mansion. This is a place you might spend 3-4 months (tops) throughout the year.

Without question, the ‘wow factor’ of this property are the sliding glass walls. I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen that feature on this scale before. It opens up the house in a way that you really can’t compare to a typical mansion. This ridiculous mansion has 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, a spa, Italian marble throughout, a hot and cold plunge hot tub, a steam room and massage room, and every other amenity you’d expect in a place that costs more than 99.999% of the homes in America.

Must. Be. Nice.

As if the mansion itself wasn’t awesome enough, it’s just a hop, skip, and a jump away from downtown Vail, the ski mountain, and luxury properties like the Four Seasons. If I was the owner I’d never have a reason to leave the immediate vicinity but that’s just me.

I am a little surprised that we haven’t seen this mansion used in a spy film yet. It would make the perfect mountain lair for a scene in John Wick or even James Bond. It’s just a phenomenal ultra-modern mansion.