10 Tank Tops That Scream ‘AMERICA!’ That You Need To Rock On The 4th Of July This Year

by 3 years ago

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The 4th of July is a few weeks away and now is the time to start thinking about your tank game for the entire weekend. When you’re day drinking on the 4th, you’re going to want to stand out from the crowd. Here are a few patriotic tanks (and a few random and extremely weird tanks) too wear while you celebrate America’s independence, because you’re better than a “Back to Back World War Champs” tank.

Ronald Reagan

Ronald-Reagan

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Four Score and Seven Beers Ago
four-score
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Abe Lincoln Abolish Sleevery
sleevery
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Steve Buscemi
steve-buscemi
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Ok, so that last one wasn’t American, but it will make you the most fucking awesome person at your 4th of July party. So there’s that.


American As Fuck

merican

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Bald Eagle

american-eagle

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‘MERICA!

merica

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USA Mesh Reversible Tank Top
Mesh-tank

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Alright, so you know what other American tanks you can buy. They are all the usual suspects. For the last two on this list, I’m going to get weird again. Because the goal here is to stand out and be a walking conversation piece. That’s how you get laid when you don’t have any actual game. Every little bit helps, right?

Danny Tanner

danny-tanner

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Nic Cage Face

nic-cage

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Ok, that’s it. And if you want more extremely weird tanks, check out all of RageOn’s offerings. They’re on another planet. 


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