What’s the deal with this shit? Geeding aside, they’re comfortable and you can store a lot more weed in them. Hating on them for no reason is how America invented hipsters. We’re better than this, aren’t we?
In retaliation just stop wearing pants all together. See how the haters like that. (probably too much, I got myself some killer thighs)
Just like anything else, there is a time and a place for cargo shorts (i.e. hiking around Lake Tahoe, country concerts and family reunions). However, Thirsty Thursdays and Fist Pumping Fridays are not the time to bust out those khaki all purpose shorts. Comfort and versatility are good qualities in sweat pants and boxer briefs, but they should not be characteristics of your shorts. You don’t want to be THAT guy who shoes up at the bar in cargo shorts and a polo (be prepared to have the shit clowned out of you if you do). Flat front shorts > cargo shorts, all day err day.
Hipsters are just mad we got to the cargo shorts first. they are stuck with skinny jeans. ruff life.
If I didn’t have cargo shorts I would too easily be able to find the stuff I put in my pockets. I like the adventure. I bring the adventure with my shorts.
If you really were ‘better than this’ then you wouldn’t wear cargo shorts. They make you look like some high school geed and sorostitutes will never take you seriously with them on. Be a man, don’t wear cargoes
America, I take offensive. I was just trying to help you out having a place for your cell phone, your condoms, your cell phone charger, your wallet, more condoms, a pocket knife, and a place for a beer to go. If you want me to apologize for being convenient. Then I am sorry.
cell phone in the left pocket, condom in the wallet, wallet in the back right pocket, cell phone charger in the car/bachelor pad, pocket knife in the back left pocket, beer in your hand/stomach. and all of this leaves space for keys in the right front pocket. no need for cargos. get rid of em.
-Broseiden, King of the Brocean.
Why is a pocket knife necessary for a night out? If you plan on cutting a n*gga then just man up and use a bottle. No need to be the hero boyscout who brought a dull pocket knife out to a bar, when theirs most likely someone their with a switch blade or gun.
I agree. I just gave it a place to be because the man in favor of cargos (obviously of the GDI kind) noted that he would like a place to put it.
Did everyone forget that bros everywhere were wearing cargo shorts two summers ago (if not sooner). When they came out, bros bought up cargo shorts like maniacs. I mean shit, come on dudes. Open your eyes!
And the hipster comment… WHAT THE FUCK? Bros and hipsters have a ton in common. Bros and hipsters don’t like normal things, they do their own shit. They’re individuals. So some of us like brand name polos and the other wears v-neck and boatshoes… SO WHAT?!? Bros and Hipsters are the same people inside, but on the outside they dress different.
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