Why Bother Trying To Get Laid When You Can Wear These Neon Bandits Socks Which Feel Just As Good (Sale!!!)
Every bro in the world owes it to himself to both own AND wear a pair of Neon Bandits socks, because they’re that legit. But because I love hooking you bros up if you purchase a pair today and add 2 pairs to your cart, when you use the promo code BROBIBLE at checkout you will only pay $20 for those pairs (instead of the usual $26). That’s right bros, we’re hooking you up with a buy-two-get-23%-off deal today for these socks that feel like baby rabbits wrapped around your feet, but you MUST MAKE SURE to add both pairs to your cart AND use the promo code at checkout in order to get the both pairs for $20 instead of the $26 you’d normally pay without the BROBIBLE promo code. We’re saving you money, and we’re introducing you to some of the best socks on the market. This deal runs from today until September 1st (9/1/15) so make sure to BUY YOUR SOCKS NOW before it’s too late!
So what’s the story behind these socks? They’re so friggin’ smooth that every time you put them on (even after repeated washing) it’s like wearing a brand new pair of socks all over again. I’m paraphrasing here, but I’ve been told that these socks feel so good on your feet that wearing them is akin to what it’d feel like to stick your dong into the warm mashed potatoes. That’s how good these socks are. It’s time you stepped up your sock game by adding a little excitement.