This New Nerf Battle Racer Car Has More Fire Power Than Most Third World Countries
I KNEW having kids would pay off one day! I’m way too old to get this excited in the pants about a toy.
“NERF Battle Racer is the ultimate Go Kart! Get ready to experience the exhilaration of the NERF Battle Racer. Along with the innovative, durable features and sporty design, the NERF Battle Racer gives an authentic driving experience & lets the driver control with Pedal Power!
This is a custom NERF Go Kart with placeholders for the NERF blasters, brackets & darts; ergonomic molded seat is adjustable and equipped with a high backrest – for a comfortable and safe sitting position. Speed can be kept in-check with the easy-to-use handbrake. Kids will love the NERF Battle Racer due to its fantastic handling characteristics, child-oriented ergonomics, super awesome sporty design and safety. In addition, it encourages physical activity, builds strength, endurance and co-ordination.”
Your kid, or just you, will own the street Nerf battle. Especially if your neighborhood is overrun with this miniature Depeche Mode cover band.
Seriously, don’t just shoot those kids, run their parents over. And make sure to arm this vehicle with the Nerf gun that shoots balls at nearly 70 MPH.
Special shout out to the Amazon user who left this comment/review:
They need to work on hardpoint placement. Good luck getting reloaded or switching weapons while you’re peddling about. Maybe they could also add a nerf drone add in for shooting darts at your playpartner’s spokes and a play detention /black ops site with nerf batteries and nerf electrodes.
“Hardpoint placement”…(clears throat)…IT’S A FUCKING CHILD’S TOY, BACKYARD RAMBO!
My kid’s biggest concern when he plays with his Nerf gun is “where the hell did all my bullets land?!?”
I do my part in the neighborhood war. I run over all of his opponents bullets with my lawn mower.