Name One Good Reason You Shouldn’t Buy These Pizza Slice Pool Floats

by 11 months ago

pizza float pool

It’s easy to talk yourself into, or out of, any purchase. It’s easy to talk yourself into pizza slice pool floats. It’s going to be impossible to talk yourself out of the purchase.

These awesome flotation devices claim to have a realistic “pool pizza” print (I don’t think floats need to look authentic, but whatever) and come with bungee connectors to connect the pizza rafts together. They’re easy to inflate and perfect for family parties or long weekends of drinking with pals.

Just don’t be surprised when people start asking to order actual pizza.


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