This Porn Star Offered A Russian Soccer Star A 16-Hour Sex Session If He Scores 5 More Goals This Season

by 4 years ago

Russian porn star, and apparent soccer fan, Alina Henessy just threatened Russian striker Alexander Kokorin with a good time. In order for him to cash in on that good time, he needs to score five goals before the end of the Russian championship. He’s going to want to do that too, because as stated in the headline, that good time will consist of a sex romp that lasts a total of 16 hours. SIXTEEN HOURS.

I’ll just say it: My penis hurts just thinking about that. Sixteen hours is an exhausting amount of sex. I’m still young and plenty capable of fucking like a thoroughbred, but if I were facing this offer, I’d have to ask if I could get this in 16 different installments before I accepted. And those hour-long sessions wouldn’t wholly consist of sex either. We’d spend maybe 15 minutes having sex. For the other 45 minutes I’d show her how to make my mother’s meatballs or something. I don’t know…they’re delicious so it’s a skill she would probably want to learn. But yeah, we definitely wouldn’t be having sex the entire time.

So why the infatuation with Kokorin? According to Henessy, “Football is like porn because it is full of pretty boys. If before the end of the Russian championship Alexander Kokorin scores five goals, I promise to hold a 16-hour sex marathon with him as a thank you.” That reasoning is both thoughtful and bulletproof. I mean, how else would she thank him for a good season?

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[H/T Metro]


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