I’m Having Trouble Concentrating After Seeing Alysson Holt’s Explosion Of Cleavage
As someone who actually lives in Seattle, I’m shocked, and pissed off, that I’ve never run into this Alysson Holt girl. I mean, sure, I don’t know everyone in the city, but I’d like to think that her and I frequent the same places. After all, real recognizes real, right?
After looking at Allyson’s Instagram account, I’ve sort of made it my mission to snag a beer with her sometime, because she’ll make me look REALLY good, seeing as how she’s incredibly sexy and all.
Apparently Alysson Holt’s living in L.A. now, which is a bit of a buzzkill, but at least she keeps posting unreal cleavage shots to let me live vicariously through her, so that’s appreciated.
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