I’m Having Trouble Concentrating After Seeing Alysson Holt’s Explosion Of Cleavage

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As someone who actually lives in Seattle, I’m shocked, and pissed off, that I’ve never run into this Alysson Holt girl. I mean, sure, I don’t know everyone in the city, but I’d like to think that her and I frequent the same places. After all, real recognizes real, right?

After looking at Allyson’s Instagram account, I’ve sort of made it my mission to snag a beer with her sometime, because she’ll make me look REALLY good, seeing as how she’s incredibly sexy and all.

Apparently Alysson Holt’s living in L.A. now, which is a bit of a buzzkill, but at least she keeps posting unreal cleavage shots to let me live vicariously through her, so that’s appreciated.

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Many costumes, many nights, happy daylight savings and end of my costume saga 🎃😢⭐️

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Nov 1, 2015 at 1:03am PST

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So excited to see #Madonna tonight in #Vegas!!!

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Oct 24, 2015 at 6:59pm PDT

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Earlier this year in #Bali with @paradisechallenge taken by @iamluismunoz on a beautiful black sand beach next to a waterfall💘

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Oct 17, 2015 at 11:28am PDT

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A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Oct 20, 2015 at 5:29pm PDT

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Just did an hour of cardio to sweat out the frustration of today's loss. What else can ya do....

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Sep 13, 2015 at 7:54pm PDT

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Night swim 🏊🏼

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Sep 8, 2015 at 11:26pm PDT

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#Maverick 🕶

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Oct 31, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT

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#BTS for @babemethod this evening in the hills, such a pretty sunset!

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Nov 5, 2015 at 6:40pm PST

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I love Sonoma. I want to move here.

A post shared by Alysson Holt (@alyssonholt) on Nov 6, 2015 at 2:24pm PST

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