Bar Refaeli Is OFFICIALLY Off The Market, But Go Ahead And Still Admire Her Ridiculous Bikini Bod
Sorry, bros, but supermodel Bar Refaeli is officially off the market, crushing the hopes and dreams of those who thought that the dime piece would actually give them the time of day for a chance to win her over.
After getting married to some lucky dude last week, I think this calls for a celebration of the girl, though, where we can all admire that, though no longer available, she’s still an absolute dream come true.
While some dudes may drown their sorrows at a bar following this news, I’ll just drown my sorrows for her getting a fat rock on her finger with some Bar—you see what I did there? Congrats on the wedding, Bar Refaeli, keep on looking sexy for us on Instagram to wonder what could have been.