The 15 Best Strip Clubs In New Orleans, Ranked For Your Mardi Gras Pleasure

by 3 years ago

It’s 6:00 a.m. and you just opened your eyes wide enough to realize you were back in your hotel room sleeping on top your bed wearing nothing but your boxers and lipstick from a lucky lady you have already forgotten about. Three of your buddies are passed out on the floor while another random stranger takes a shower before leaving without saying a word.

You remember where you are and realize it is time to rally the troops, clean yourselves off good enough to make it another night, and get ready for round two. Because it is Mardi Gras time and you are down in New Orleans and this is the only kind of behavior that is acceptable.

If you have been lucky enough to travel to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, then you already remember the stories of how one of your buddies, or even yourself, went through this situation. So what happens next?

You move forward, never looking back. If you want to survive New Orleans for Mardi Gras, you need to have a short term memory and a lot of alcohol. It does not hurt to add in a few strippers every once and awhile.

That’s what we decided to do today. We wanted to give you a guide to the Best Strip Clubs in New Orleans just in case you decide to go to one during your Mardi Gras vacation.

In order to rank such a long list of strip clubs, we had to come up with a system that ranks them according to several key factors on a scale of 1-15 (15 being the highest ranking); atmosphere, cost, reputation, website, DJ, and talent level.

Why website you ask? Because a strip club with a website is much more likely to hire A+ talent rather than C-, even for Tuesday afternoon’s.

Here are the 15 Best Strip Clubs New Orleans has to offer.

15. Passion’s Men’s Club
Location: 3921 Downman Rd. New Orleans, LA 70126

Overall: The cost is cheap, the music is awesome, and the talent is above average. If you want a more imaginative atmosphere, you are in the wrong place. The downside is that the location of this particular club is in a less than safe area known as New Orleans East. However, as long as you do not wander out of the club and find yourself walking alone on Downman Road at 2:00 a.m., you will be more than safe inside the club. They make sure to take care of their customers with a ton of security and a easy to access parking lot across the street.

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